He either delivers the mustard or cuts the cheese.
We've gotta put the medal to the floor.
Bruce WHO?
Is this an April's Fool joke?
He was drinking under the influence!
Book'm Dannon
What they got is what we have!
He hit the fan!
Wow, THAT would be "niiiiiiiiiiiice"!
He must show proper conductance.
Mike: "Tony, the stats show 1 meg of data going in and only
800k coming out!" Tony: "That's ridiculous, that's like
eating two apples and expecting fruit salad to come outta your ass." Mike: "That's not the half of it -
with two cards, it's about 1/2 " Tony: "That's even
better!" Paul: "No it isn't, it's
worse!" Tony: "That's
right! Shut up."
He's attitude challenged.
Murphy's Law: that will happen.
It's like a fish under water.
Born to be duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmb.
Get your ducks in gear!
Time to get our docks in gear!
It's a Catch-20!
Good, then we'll be killing 2 birds with no
rocks. Or 3 birds.. whatever the hell it is.
Whip that crack!
I'll see it when I believe you!
I have to go home and meet the carpeteers!
He's quick. He has good reflections.
This is a whole new set of worms.
sharp as a door nail
Vacation at Barney's
in the blink of a minute
It's better to have good credit than no money.
Here's a piece of note for you.
You can get your milk outside, but your cow is at
home!
He has lots of hands in his lap.
Precise-o-mundo
For every door, there's a doornail.
O'say can you see, by the dawn's early light What so proudly we hailed,
at the twilight's last gleaming O'er the rampart's we
watched, perilous through the fight And the rocket's red glare,
the bomb bursting in air Gave proof through the
night, that our flag was still there O'say does the star spangled
banner yet wave O'er the land of the free, and
the home of the braves?
You are the "pc-winnie" of the week!
“for god sake, let the ATMizer reset in piece!”
I told you all - Elvis is still alive! Come on
baby light that fire! oh wait - that was the door nails.
Those two are a chip off the same mold.
Mike: Well, I think there’s times when [kids] can be vindictive -
and they remember things for a long time! Tony: Yeah, like camels. Mike: Huh? Don’t you mean elephants
- they have long memories? Tony: No, camels. They are extremely
vindictive - they’ll screw you any chance they get. Mike: No kidding? Tony: Yeah, they puke on you if they don’t
like you. Mike: I thought they spit on you? Tony: That too! Bastards.
Goose, you lay your egg, you sit on it!
They don't know jack-ass.
Eeny Miney Mo
Hang on to your boots!
I'm not gonna read it 'till it's beef.
Fun is in the horizon.
I want to talk to the guy and pick-up his brain.
Get your cheap shuts in while you can.
Ray and Pokey, next on bat!
We do not support VLAN in any form or shape!
My name is like a sore thumb in this industry.
That'll just add fumes to the flame.
Correct me if I'm right...
Tony: In Puerto Rico, the waves were HUGE. We were on top of a big
glacier and they almost reached the top! D: Rocks, Tony. Rocks. We were on top of a big rock. Tony: Whatever.
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